True or false?
Apparently Victoria Beckham has had her breast implants removed. The perma-tanned twiglet who emphatically denied having her boobs boosted has redeemed herself just slightly in my eyes for realising how stupid surgically enhanced tits are.
Breast augmentations must seriously be affordable because nobodies are having them done. Of course you get what you pay for and it’s amusing to spot the cheap jobs from the ones who will have you fooled into thinking they are natural. Dita Von Teese, I am specifically pointing my finger at you. I really thought her breasts were natural but when she admitted they weren’t, I lost interest and respect in her. She always struck me as a naturally curvacious beauty. Unfortunately she’s a cheat.
Dita, you teese!
But pushing Dita and her quality pair of airbags, I find the superficial inflated mammaries repulsive and women who get them done, in particular, to further their ‘careers’ are pathetic.
Channel-hopping one Friday night, I came across a television channel called – ahem – Babe Station. You know those dodgy ads in the classified sections of newspapers with the premium charged phone lines? Babe Station is an extension of that except men don’t pay to hear a woman flirt and talk dirty to them, they get to see her too. (I take the ‘men’ bit back – the type who probably phone into these premium charged channels are horny teenagers jizzing under their Superman duvets.)
Viewers are invited to dial up and pay up £1.50 a minute for a plasticated bimbo rub her beachballs whilst on all fours. She flutters her false lashes, pouts with her collagen boosted lips, tosses her hair extensions and rolls around on the rug for as long as she can milk the caller. It’s porn for the Nuts/Zoo generation and I expect the girls who appear on these channels pop up in those lame publications. They are excrutiatingly ugly and their fake breasts are too. Many don’t look above 21. I wonder what their parents think? I wonder if their brothers are proud of their baby sisters pushing their breasts together and simulating sex on national television? If anything, it is laughable and after the initial reaction of being gobsmacked at what they were doing, I was cringing at the gestures on camera.
Mainstream television is brimming with implants. I only had to switch onto Big Brother and there is one girl in the house with boobs bigger than her brain. How can you rely on making a career by pumping up your breasts and mutilating your body as a consequence? They’re not even permanent! Implants have to be replaced after so many years and think of how much the skin is stretched in the process! Meg Matthews has a grotesque pair of breasts with saggy skin in the cleavage. *retches* One of them slipped out of place and she had to have surgery again.
Breast implants do not make a woman remotely sexy or beautiful. How a woman dresses (tastefully) and carries herself with confidence is, no matter how big or small her breasts are. Women who are influenced by using false methods to improve their appearance are weak and shallow. And women who do it to please men or persuaded by their boyfriends are worse. I was speaking to a man who was the first to support the idea of breast implants. Most sensible men actually detest implants. However, this one didn’t. It soon became apparent why as he’d paid for his girlfriend to have her tits done. I had to question what sort of a relationship they have for one person to force their opinion on the other and try to change their appearance. Actually a better word for that is ‘control’. God almighty, is there not anything else better to do?
Jo O’Meara (who used to be in S Club 7, then later embroiled in the race fiasco on Celebrity Big Brother a few years ago with Jade Goody and Danielle LLoyd – both of them had their tits done) recently had hers done. She complained her breasts looked like (and she put it so eloquently), “a couple of saggy condoms” after the birth of her child. I have news for you, O’Meara, your breasts are for feeding, you daft mare. Also if you are allegedly strapped for cash after selling your £500,000 house and moving into rented accomodation because the nation hates you, why splash out on getting your boobs done, you insipid cow. Yeah, buying shoes to cope with your unhappiness is fine – I do it! But cosmetic surgery is plain stupid. Argh! I hate implants! Girls, you don’t need big breasts for a man to be with you. If you do, you’re only going to attract the wrong ones. Besides, no man with an ounce of sense likes them fake.
**UPDATE** I would like to make a correction to the above blog. Victoria Beckham has not had her melons removed, just replaced by lemons therefore she doesn’t go up in my estimation at all. She still had them (re)done!
Sheenie
June 30, 2009 at 12:33 am
Awfully bitter entry – go to the spa, get your hair done, nails, facial, get unwanted hair removed, put on makeup and lipstick etc etc.
Straighten your teeth, whiten your teeth, botox the wrinkles, get a personal trainer, and a dietitian, wigs, high-end couture – what are you “allowed” to do?
Nips and tucks, reduce and enlarge – unless you go totally Michael Jackson overboard – what’s wrong?
Breast implants are harmless and deliver huge satisfaction to the woman getting them – over 95% satisfaction according to surveys.
Is the satisfaction it gives the woman – and viewers – what irks you? Very puritan.
Not only should everything I listed above be “verboten” but also deodorant, perfume and god knows what else. Sorry, you are the final arbiter of what is permitted – right?
I say, let people do what they want – if they want to look like Pamela Anderson – it’s their money, no matter how impractical that size might be.
Peace!
Thomas
November 6, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Thanks for your posting. So you believe this is a bitter entry? How can it be bitter? I’m not bitter. I’m not perfectly formed but I have learned to accept the way I look and wouldn’t seek drastic methods to alter my body and possibly ruin it.
I think you’ve missed the point of expression in this blog. I take it you’re a supporter of breast implants and while you favour the satisfaction they bring to you and others, I am against them in equal measures. Besides, have you not stopped to consider the influence and pressure this has on young people growing up? Some would rather look like a Pussycat Doll.
Sheenie
November 6, 2009 at 6:03 pm
The post certainly appears bitter enough. Calling someone a “perma-tanned twiglet — boobs boosted” sort of has a bitter feel to it. Makes you come across as a pale, overweight, flat-chested woman – not saying you are, but it sounds like it.
If you take your opinions to their logical conclusion, then you must be a fairly smelly, definitely hairy individual, with crooked teeth, bad breath, dressed in something resembling a used flour sack. You know, the medieval look…
No artificial enhancements, or “cheats” as you call them. Anything else would be hypocrisy, right?
Personally, I’m a supporter of letting people do what they want – as long as it doesn’t hurt me.
Thomas
November 6, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Best collection of shoes I’ve ever seen was at Bergdorf Goodman – and of course all the nice stores on Fifth Ave.
http://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/store/catalog/templates/P6.jhtml?itemId=cat80020&parentId=cat20088&masterId=cat261003&cmCat=&page=&view=all&filter1Type=&filter1Value=&filter2Type=&filter2Value=&filterOverride=&sort=&icid=viewall
Buy a few of Jimmy Choo’s finest and you’ve spent more than what a boob job would cost. It’s all in the eye of the beholder. I think walking around with the silicone additions will hurt less than those shoes.
Whatever floats your boat.
Thomas
November 6, 2009 at 6:31 pm
So in order to have such a strong opinion, I must be the opposite, almost like I wish I was like them? Well sir, I salute you for letting people do what they want as long as it doesn’t hurt you. That must mean you don’t mind me saying what I have in the blog you’ve disagreed over.
Sheenie
November 6, 2009 at 6:45 pm
You are putting words in my mouth – I just said that’s how it comes across, not how it is. My psychic skills lie stubbornly dormant
People typically attack opposites – part of the human condition I guess. The seven deadly sins – envy and so forth.
Without freedom of speech we become mere chattel – certainly, speak your peace. Although I dare you to admit your double-standards – since I don’t think you find shopping for clogs to be particularly fun.
Some get off on their fine Jimmys – others prefer their augmentation higher up.
Cheers!
Thomas
November 6, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Oh I do find shopping for shoes fun! Are you mad? Although I have stopped buying shoes as another passion has taken over.
Sheenie
November 6, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Looks like I can rest my case.
BTW, I enjoy shoe shopping as well – albeit different brands and designs – my poison is labelled Church’s. Addictive.
Thomas
November 6, 2009 at 9:12 pm